~ Meet the Team...
~ Cate
Tall... Crazy hair... Possesses a tendency towards the bohemian...
When not serving you fabulous people can be found pretending to be a writer and trying to save the world one tramp at a time.
~ Lucy
Rock hard... Scarier than your mum when she’s mad... Never mess with the Lucy...
Known for her ability to kill a man with a single look she is our secret weapon against unruly shenanigans. LIES. She loves your face. Fact.
~ Cat
Small yet perfectly formed and feisty.
Has unfeasibly long eyelashes and a smile on her face 99% of the time (I am yet to witness the 1% smile absence but it must be there… no one smiles THAT much).
Gives great hugs. Studying something very intelligent and may one day run the world.
~ Dorian
Quiet, efficient, probably drunk ALL the time he’s normally the first one dancing on the bar during a party.
Proud owner of Max the cat and slight computer genius, he’s probably read all your emails and hacked your facebook account all whilst making you a life changing Mojito.
~ Abe
Well travelled and highly excitable, Abe doesn’t like to stay still too long (we suspect he may in fact be unable to). It’s not unusual to find him ‘perching’ on various structures around Europe whilst practicing different ways to exhibit his biceps for best exposure. If you want to see him really excited mention New Zealand, he’s nothing if not passionate about his home country.
~ Max The Cat
(not actually pictured... Max is much bigger)
A quiet and mysterious creature Max will throw you off your chair like any good sun lounge thief... If he had towels he’d sneak down and put them on the chairs in the morning before anyone else got there.
Likes to hunt squirrels and lick the grills on the front of cars. Likes to show off his ability to lick his own privates whilst you try to concentrate on your date.
~ Beate
Known for her incredible ability to sell Jager... at midday... to someone who just wanted a coffee...
When not behind (or dancing on) the bar Bea can be found scaling seemingly impossible walls and turning useless objects into sought after items of great value.
~ Priscilla
Our in house cocktail queen she can create a tasty beverage from almost anything.
Has a ridiculous ability to walk long distances in heels that would terrify most people. Hates cats... except Max, who isn't so much a cat as a small four legged ginger person.
~ Carmen
Enthusiastic beyond measure about EVERYTHING she has an amazing ability to see good in any situation and an uncanny knack of finding you a drink to help you see things the same way.
Boundless energy… Addicted to Nutella… Causes fights amongst friends when they all ask her out… within 5 minutes of each other… Erm…
~ Chloe
Dafter than a bucket full of spaniels but hilarious with it Chloe is often to be found trying to convince our cities binmen to give her a lift home after a ‘quiet’ night out.
Known for her understated laugh and enthusiastic dance moves..
~ Caleb
Furry... Resembles a certain well known biblical figure...
Often worshipped at the bar by those who have indulged in a few too many JagerBombs... Caleb is secretly a rock star and air-drummer extraordinaire. Stunt double for wolverine. Fact.
Pictured with Rufus, possibly the best travelled tiger bear there is..
~ Amy
(Not actually Amy...)
Incredibly hard to capture on camera this elusive creature can be found trawling our capitals fashion stores looking like Twiggy or making really bad dance moves look strangely alluring.
Loves Tequila and is secretly very talented at falling down stairs.
~ Chris
Will one day be a film making extraordinaire but can, for now, be found on seemingly endless searches for what most would consider mundane yet necessary things…
optometrist glasses… morgues… free beer… These things become crucial in the life of a film student. His greatest film role to date was fairly recent. He played a corpse.
~ Linn
Total Swedish rock chick with a musical knowledge to envy the best juke box. You will never know if she’s drunk (she may in fact have been totally blotted since we hired her) as she hides it so well. Loves a good game of Ring of Fire and never says no to a good hat...
~ Erika
Italy gives us beautiful food, fine wine and now Erika. Loves to learn new words, this proves interesting on a Friday night as I’m not sure the words you lovely folk are teaching her are particularly useful.
Has a love for all things food-like and romantic... A heart shaped box of chocolates would be her kryptonite...
~ Legends of the not so distant past...
~ Vadim
Makes a mean cocktail but his dancing leaves a lot to be said...
Never leave him alone with a good dance beat and a broom unless you’re willing to seek counselling for the broom afterwards. A not so secret fan of 80s rock music he can often be found slightly Jagered with a blue roll bandanna and an air guitar.
~ Charlotte
Has a tendency to wear tiny denim shorts and cowboy boots and get away with it...
Party animal who is yet to discover a love of the sofa over a love of owning the dance floor whilst drinking something that might be vodka but probably isn’t. She’s from Manchester but we’ll let her off because she’s harder than us and would probably get her dad to beat us up. (If you’re from Manchester I’m joking. Promise).
~ Rachel
Having mastered the art of bottom wiggling and sipping cocktails simultaneously prior to ever stepping behind our fabulous bar Rachel the magnificent now exercises these specialist skills whilst ensuring that you never wimp out of one last shot...
She can also teach you a bit about English whilst putting on a massively impressive chav accent.... Skills.
~ Charlie Dave
He looks like a Dave. But his name’s Charlie.
Calls everyone Sir, Your mum would LOVE him. Spends every spare penny he has on the love of his life... His racing car... Fancies himself as a bit of a Speedy McSpeedy and knows an unfeasible amount about wine.
